Its a hard realization! I have faithfully used the "I just had a baby" excuse for 8 years and 3 kids and well to be honest I will probably continue. I'm not entirely sure where I went wrong. Normal people can have babies and be in shape after. I personally blame my mom. Yup. You know that saying you just have to look at a woman's mother to figure out what she will be later......? Lets just say my poor poor husband got royally screwed i that department! We have a pretty equal relationship. He looses.....I gain. That's fair right?
Now in my defense wine and rum DO NOT come with a nutrition label so therefore I am getting my fair share of servings of fruit. Theres all kinds of eaters I wish I could be. Theres the I'm too depressed to eat type-I have stuff I could conjure up to be depressed about but I will eat myself into oblivion! Not fair! The bulimics-I know I know. I'm not wanting to offend anyone with this one but really theres a tinge of jealousy here. The druggy skinnys- I'm not sure my husbands boss would allow that. Maybe you've heard of him? Mr.Obama? No? Doesn't ring a bell? Well he frowns upon the drug use. Oh well.... on the the next. OMG....The people who can eat anything and never ever ever gain a freakin ounce! AHHHHHHH! WTF is wrong with you people? So Not Fair! So I do realize that there is a small percentage of people that actually eat healthy and go to the gym but that's really just not my style. I want the easy way out. Gastric, lipo or some magic pill. Maybe a shock collar? If I reach for the doritos BUZZZZZZZZ . Andria get your phat a$$ away from the fatty cakes!!
Is it a bad sign that I am planning my trip back home by which restaurants I miss the most? Chinese, The delish breakfast joints, the clam chowder. Gawd, I'm hungry now!
I am determined to eventually do something about this "little" problem and not the easy way. I will become part of the percentage that's works for it....after my trip home! So basically to sum this up for you. I'm fat. Get off my back because I could sit on you and squash your tiny butt!
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